Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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