But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so let's talk penis.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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