The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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