ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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