what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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