I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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