yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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