so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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