I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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