everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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