just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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