Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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