If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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