I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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