Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
