Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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