He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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