walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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