should my penis look like a turkey
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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