How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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