you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
