I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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