how can u be prego again
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
