whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
