He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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