Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
God, I missed his penis.
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