I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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