I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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