This girl is more easily done than said...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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