He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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