just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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