What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my phone needs a breathalizer
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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