Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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