his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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