I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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