you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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