the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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