Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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