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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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