And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
