My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
its liver damage thursday
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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