I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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