I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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