in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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