It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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