Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
