told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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