guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you made out with another girl for some wings
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