I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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