problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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