She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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