My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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