and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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I'm passing your future prison.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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