She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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