So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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